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1:39 AM
April 19th, 2014

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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1:34 AM
April 19th, 2014

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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1:34 AM
April 19th, 2014



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1:33 AM
April 19th, 2014
healthy-nora-project:

this is so cute


1:33 AM
April 19th, 2014

jakemalik:

ridge:

i want to ask why but im not

i’m so angry because if I show this to my friends who don’t have tumblr, guaranteed they’re not going to laugh at all, yet i’m here laughing like an idiot at this damn video

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1:33 AM
April 19th, 2014

officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

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1:33 AM
April 19th, 2014
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April 19th, 2014



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1:30 AM
April 19th, 2014

Omegle.

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1:29 AM
April 19th, 2014

arthnoldpendragon:

steven moffat is the writer of some of doctor who’s scariest monsters, for example the weeping angels, atrocious writing and misogyny

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